[box type=”shadow” align=”aligncenter” ]Disclosure: This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Cottonelle.[/box]
During this holiday season I find myself wanting more, y’all. Don’t get me wrong. I am incredibly and ridiculously BLESSED with all I have and all I receive. But inevitably, as I stretch myself thin, I find myself thinking of what I’d do if I had 25% more of ____. That blank could be so much.
I think the number one thing I think people would want (forgive me for speaking on your behalf) is time. With tight schedules and calendars full of meetings, I think we would all like 25% more time. I’m going to straight up fantasize and think that perhaps I would rest if I had 25% more hours in the day.
The next thing I think people would want would be 25% more money. Oh yeah! Paying off that school loan, that big screen for the family room, gadgets galore and Lawd knows what else would be on the slate. Â Actually, if I had 25% more money I’d probably get a massage. I was promised a spa day in May and have yet to receive one so, I think a 90 minute massage (with a 25% increase) would be one of the most beautiful gifts evah!
But, as I think about it and ponder, I felt a little poetry growing from my words. So without further ado, I give you:
An Ode to More…
What would you do if you had more?
What would you like to get?
During this season of constant rush
What would not make you fret?
Would you adore a simple break
And skip the laundry duties
Perhaps no dinner would you cook
Or maybe wipe no booties?
Would a higher grade make the mark
On your list for a bit more?
Or a little more TV time?
to catch up on zombie gore?
Would time be good to satisfy?
Or would money work out best?
Perhaps an increase in dessert?
Or an A on that last test?
Lastly I wonder about the drinks
25% more rum?
Or just a bit more Cottonelle
to clean your little bum?
I don’t know about you but I am expecting about 35 people for Christmas Eve dinner and I know that I will be equipping all bathrooms with Cottonelle. Why, you ask? Who wants to be changing toilet paper rolls in the middle of a dance-a-thon? Not me! This is where that whole “25% more sheet per roll” comes in handy!
And as if giving you the gift of 25% more for the holidays isn’t enough, well, how about a little Pinteresting giveaway? You can enter from now until December 20. Every. Single. Day. I do not lie, go check it out and see for yourself.
“Sili, what’s in it for me?”, you might be asking. Oh not much. Just a little $100 AMEX gift card that you can use to buy me that massage I need. Or whatever. You have a chance to win daily, people. What would you get with an extra Benjamin in your gift card repertoire?
Winners will be announced daily on the SITSGirls Facebook page.
So…what would you do and what would you pick to get 25% more of?
Disclosure:Â This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Cottonelle.