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What The Elf?!

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I have this beautiful, intelligent and fantastic sorority sister. She is just everrathang and a bag of Godiva. We have conversations often via social media. We especially have conversations when I post pictures of Yandelina, the resident elf on a shelf at my house.

Here she is riding in style.

Here she is riding in style.

It seems she is majorly creeped out by the elf. And so, a conversation ensued when she tagged me on a naughty elf picture. I promised her I’d do a recap of naughty and outrageous things the elf has been known to do. Mainly because I only think to do these things in my head and who has this kind of time? If you do, please make an appointment to come by my house.

Here are 5 hilarious elf pics courtesy of the interwebs:

Um…well, this is awkward. Question: how many penises do elves have because that seems like an awful lot of protective gear. Image credit: FadedIndustry.com

I think she’s paying her way through elf school. No?! Image credit: BabblingDreamer.Blogspot.com

I mean, I have no words. Wonder how toothpaste feels on an elf’s butt? Image credit: fadedindustry.com

I think I went to college with this dude.

This would totally freak my girl out! Wish I could break into her house and set it up… (image credit: OverTheBigMoon.com)

I try y’all but, half the time I forget. There are so many cool things to do with the elf! All of which are completely inappropriate for the little ones. Do you do Elf on a Shelf? Show me your pics! You can find some of mine on Instagram.

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